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He wanted a light snack!!!!!
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You're under a vest!!!!! |
 Why was Cinderella so bad at football?She had a pumpkin for a coach!!!! |
What kind of shoes do frogs like?
Open toad sandals!!!!
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What did one angel say to the other?
Halo there!!!!
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How do fleas train? They have to start from scratch!!!! |
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What driver has never passed a test?
A screwdriver!!!!
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Where do spiders play football?
Webley Stadium!!!!
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What dance do tin openers do? The Can Can!!!! |
Why did the baker get an electric shock?
Because he stood on a bun and a currant
ran up his leg!!!!
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What is the best thing to do when a hippo
sneezes? Get out of the way!!!! |
What do you give a sick
snake? An asp-rin!!!! |
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How do snails keep their shells shiny? They use snail varnish!!!!! |
Why don't ducks tell jokes
when they're flying?
Because they would quack up!!!!! |
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 The Harp is the
official Emblem of Ireland, not the Shamrock. The handheld Harp was played
by our Celtic Forefathers |
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Over 40% of the
United States Presidents had Irish ancestors |
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Eamon De Valera was
the first President of the Irish Republic. He was born in Manhattan, New
York City |
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Irish &
Irish-Americans laid the ground work for America's Bridges,
Tunnels, and Subways
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70 Million people,
worldwide, can claim Irish ancestry. |
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Frank!!!
  This is St. Roch's
practice shed!
Click on the
shed for tunes to practice. |
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Why don't you email your favourite jokes and teasers to the link below? |
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